I love the response my son gave my semi-religious sister when she asked him to identify the caucasian artist rendering of Jesus (in front of my very religious mother). His response:
Qui Gon Jinn
None other than Liam Neeson. You must admit there's a striking resemblence! He was completely serious until we burst out laughing, he realized he was funny, and he continued to repeat his answer over and over. This comes from a kid who attends daycare in a southern Baptist church.